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bathroom poet

2013-04-16 13:23:06 by ruthlesace

poems found in public restrooms signed by the bathroom poet.

"as i wright upon these walls
i roll my shit in little balls
he who reads these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit"

"thirty years ago this week
i left a skid mark on this toilet seat
three decades later here i am
on this same damn can
but this time im gunna blow my load
cuz im jerking to a hustler centerfold"

if anyone who reads these can tell me any more funny poems or ryhmes id love to post them and give you credit for them.

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