i know your gunna hate me for saying this but i dont care, call of duty modern warfare 2 sux monkey d*#%, the gameplay is completely aweful and the weapons are so f$^%@#$ cheap its ridiculous

the art portal is coming along nicely, although i have to admit there is alot less porn than expected this could be a good change for newgrounds.

people need to start enjoying themselves, you all have fallen to the thoughts that you need to be popular. even if you do manage to be popular were does that lead you?? cool for like five years and you dont have time to pass tests you fail school and get a shitty job then you cant do what you want. life wont be handed to you on a silver platter and dont wait till 80 to have fun live life while you can and not when your out of time.

im bak beaches, that damn game tho. it suked monkeys. evryone hated me for insulting that game, honestly i guess i was the only sane one who played it then.

i bid thee all farewell, i might come back i might not. but the reason i leave is because of a flash i found had not only made it through the portal but made front page. all it was was shooting hearts at chickens. if this is what newgrounds wants to be then let it be so. i refuse to take part in a site that supports idiocy and promotes retardation.

A Longdrop is an Aussie term for a toilet that is positioned over a deep hole (hence the 'long-drop')

It happened one day in a round-about way
When the town's picnic races were run.
The grog had been flowing and folk kept on going
To the 'long drop' when their bladders succumbed.

Now, one bloke who was sitting, quietly....staring at his boots
Looked much relieved now he was through,
When a 'swagman' arrived with pain in his eyes
And burst frantically into the loo!!

Dropped his pants from his waist in a maddening haste
Where his pockets from 'wins' overflowed.
But his face filled with grief as a twenty cent piece,
Fell into the muck down below.

He was greatly apalled as he saw the coin fall,
So that's when he then felt compelled,
His next course of action to ease dissatisfaction
Was to throw twenty bucks down as well.

Now, the first bloke saw him and confused, implored him
To explain his bewildering style.
And as the 'swagman' prepared to descend, he declared,
"I'm just makin' me journey worthwhile!!!"

Then, with a quick uttered prayer and his lungs filled with air
He jumped into that vile open sewer.
And it's an 'odds on' bet, that his biggest regret,
Was he'd not kept his change more secure!!

Copyright; Tony Parry

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? I live in a flat, you stupid twat, so how the fuck should I know?
alien1344

tell ur friends to send me some funny ones too so i can post em.

roeses are red vilots are blue bee mean and ill say fuck you.
submitted by weaselfan

tell ur friends to send me some funny ones too.

im in a hurry like all you whores,
i run and hide to avoid my chores,
all i really gotta do is season some beef,
but im often too busy sellin 8th graders leaf.

found it on youtube on the song im in a hurry by alabama. lol.
tell ur friends so maybe they can send me some funny ones too.

"some come here to sit and think
whilst others come to ponder,
but i come here to shit and stink
and fart like fucking thunder"

i did not make that up, i found it one day in a public bathroom.
tell your friends about it so they can laugh too.

iiiim gonna not log in for awhile so bye ppl